Aristomenis's definitions

Elijiah lickmystein

A kid who eats Uber eats until he gets hard

Elijiah lickmystein pulled up to the crib for some uber eats.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019

Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019

Ryan O’Connell

Smallest kid in the grade, is absent every week for xbox. Hair looks like a mofo mop. Ryan is known for jas .

Ryan O’Connell stuck his dick into the xbox slot and fucked it as he skipped school for a cough.

by Aristomenis November 20, 2019