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Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
by wendigoascension June 30, 2024
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dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020
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Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022
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Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022
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dildo bucket

The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used
"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"
by RedPanda3 May 7, 2020
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dildo

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)
by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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