9 definitions by Professional Racist
An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.
by Professional Racist April 4, 2022
Have you heard about Nickgurr, that professional racist?
by Professional Racist November 5, 2021
This class is a fucking war zone of bullshit lessons and stupid contrapositive statements, like use proper fucking english you dumbass female math teachers.
by Professional Racist August 29, 2022
Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?
by Professional Racist March 31, 2022
I saw his bigger nigger, it was beautiful. I told him it was something worth praising.
"Your big nig is so long!"
"Your big nig is so long!"
by Professional Racist November 5, 2021
by Professional Racist December 1, 2021