Anti-bum card

When your going somewhere like McDonalds or any other prime bum gathering ground and you only bring a credit/ debit card instead of cash. This leads to a very simple "no i don't have any money on me" or "i only brought plastic" response when pestered for change by bums. Its a quick simple way to relieve yourself of the guilt incurred by making other dumb excuses as to why you won't give a bum money.

Guy 1: Man i just got guilt tripped into giving this bum all my spare change outside of McDonalds
Guy 2: I'm telling you, just use the anti-bum card and you won't feel guilty about refusing them money
Underage Guy 3: I got a bum to get me a 30 pack last night
Guy 2: I knew there was a reason god made bums

by kingsnaces January 20, 2010

Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

The debit card

Running anything between someone’s ass cheeks like making a purchase at the local shit and get.

Damn baby, i’m About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.

My man really gave me the debit card last night.

by Elwipfo November 19, 2017

Race Card

Something white people made up so that when they say something that is racially offensive they can turn it around on you and make it seem like you're being over sensitive.

Kevin(Asian): Well, I have to go guys.
Jake(white): Go where? To to eat some sushi and noodles?
Kevin: Ouch, that was kind of racist.
Jake: Oh, shut up and stop trying to play the race card.
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Cassie(black): Hey Becky, I'm having a cookout this weekend. You should come.
Becky(white): What's on the menu?
Cassie: you know just regular cookout food.
Becky: Well, I'm allergic to watermelon so no thanks.
Cassie: What would make you think I would be having watermelon? Because I'm black?
Becky: Here we go with the race card again.

by xTheBestx March 13, 2011

card shark

A person who is very good at playin cards; like poker, blackjack, etc. Many times they hustle you.

Yo, that mofucker over there is one bad card shark, dude.

by Dutch July 10, 2003

Lone Star Card

Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.

"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."

by SlaPPiE October 13, 2005

Race card

Something a liberal pulls out when they are losing an argument, even though the "aggressor" isn't racist. The ironic part is that Democrats opposed giving blacks freedom yet are constantly calling Republicans racist.

Georgie Porgie Busshh: This African-American man tried to mug me yesterday. I ran away as I had no weapons on me.
Bal Barpton: RACIST! HE SAID BLACK!

Later...on 123 News
Anchorman: Looks like Bal Barpton has pulled the race card again.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014