During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.
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Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight
Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!
George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?
-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"
George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?
-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"
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Get the butt cheek mug.One (or more) males in a group who always think they are funny, but instead embarrass their friends - especially around women.
Tom: "Ugh, I was talking to these two hot chicks, and then Doug comes up outta nowhere and starts dry humping me, thinking he was being funny"
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She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.
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