water block

What Peter’s mom got last night.

“I don’t want to get a new water block” -Peter
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter

“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison

by Open the lab November 6, 2021

Talk Blocking

The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".

Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us

by Z.queen December 6, 2019

COD blocked

when something or someone prevents you or stops you from playing any Call of Duty game.

"Hey how come you got off live last night so early?"
"My dad COD blocked me."

by mw3fanatic November 14, 2011

block nork

A fellow with a receding hairline, a light bulb head, and a obsession with every product that sketchers creates. When people talk about block norks, they usually say "You have a block nork on the back of your neck." People with block norks have small penis'. I'm talking about you Robert. You have a small penis...."

Block nork You're a faggot Robert

by light bulb head March 10, 2014

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010

IMMA BLOCK

REID

IMMA BLOCK?

by THONK_THONK January 17, 2021

Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008