philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Fresh Off The Mothafuckin Block

Guy #1: Damn look at that girl.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's lookin fresh off the mothafuckin block.

Etika: Anyway, you know who it is man, Iceman fuckin Etika, yeah, fuckin sound cool. Anyway, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green projects. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, we just got out, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The high school, that I go to but we don't give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. Fresh off the mothafuckin block.

by MrDragonBoi2004 October 19, 2018

Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

cut the block

when you take a short ride around your neighborhood or wherever you maybe usually with a friend and a blunt
Or you just smoked and you need your high to go down before you head home so you "cut the block"
Or your just bored and you hop in your car and "cut the block"

"Damn bih! I'm still pretty high lets cut the block real quick before you take me home.

by nanguzman July 21, 2019

Chicken wing block

When you go to grab a woman’s boob or a private part and she blocks you suddenly with her elbow.

Why did you chicken wing block me? I was just trying to cop a feel.

by Spikes August 18, 2019

cock n block

when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone

ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.

by linkø January 31, 2020

Flop the block

To drive around aimlessly in town. Similar to back roading.

Hey Lyndsey, do you wanna flop the block?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 8, 2020