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Drunken Boat Position

A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.
by ApricotFields January 23, 2022
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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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Duck Boating

When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.
Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.
by A$$ Man July 13, 2022
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PT Boat

"TAKE OUT THAT FCKING PT BOAT!!!"
""TAKE OUT THAT FCKING PT BOAT!!!"
...I mean really you should know where this is from you uncultured fuktarde. Get on my level.
by IsrealiDefenseMinister August 14, 2022
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John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.
by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023
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tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell
micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT
by baysil September 8, 2023
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fly the boat

the point of intoxication in which ur mind feels no longer attached to ur body.
hey, would you like to fly the boat? (would u like to get extremely high)
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