i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

i want to fucking kill myself by NekoKat May 28, 2021

i / me / myself

hello trans/non-cis community- or anyone really ig

i wish i could be a girl, and that way
you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am I pretty enough to love back
no not yettttttt
i wish I could be a girl and really
I'd prefer it if you would use i / me / myself

i / me / myself by mossshroom November 16, 2021

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

i brought clay for our new home 

A way to remember the 7 diatomics of the Perodic Table

Iodine
Bromine
Chlorine
Florine
Oxygen
Nitrogen
Hydrogen

I got a chem test next. What are the diatomics.

i brought clay for our new home

thanks

i brought clay for our new home by kaboom2020 February 17, 2010

I hate myself 

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

I hate myself by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

I am Groot 

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

I am Groot by mag21 August 17, 2014

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by anonymous October 31, 2020