human catnip

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006

Human Earthquake

noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!

the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow

by Motorola_Queen January 6, 2008

human slinky

When one willfully propels oneself down a flight of stairs.

Dude, did you see that chick?! She just did a human slinky and broke her neck! It was awesome!

by rymertime October 7, 2010

human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.

instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.

by ckguy518 March 1, 2011

human suitcase

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.

tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.

by iamkayelem March 1, 2011

human suitcase

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011

Human Air Pocket

Its when you get trapped in a tremendous fart that it almost feels like you're going to suffocate from it. Much like how it is when a plane hits an air pocket when for a moment you can't breathe and inasmuch you want to get out of it, you cant.

Holy crap! I just got trapped in a human air pocket, it stank so bad i almost vomitted.

by fhm100sexiest#101 August 3, 2011