footballer
Soccer player for Americans, football player to the world. Only those with the highest skill are true footballers.
footballer by DAN26 August 30, 2005
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little green footballs
A place where Orthodox Jews and Evangelical Christians put aside their differences and come together in their shared hate for Muslims.
But why try to define LGF? Let the regulars speak for themselves (all comments from LGF regarding the tsunami disaster):
piglet (1338 posts)
12/26/2004 07:02PM PST
Am I the only one wondering how many muslim women drowned in these waters because they were wearing islamic dress and were weighed down by their clothes?
garnier (242 posts)
12/26/2004 07:08PM PST
why would allah kill a bunch of righteous Muslims, when he could have just as easily sent a tidal wave to kills the infidels living in the great satan?
mglazer (298 posts)
1/7/2005 11:20AM PST
I think it WAS punishment for having Sharia law!~
Indonesia is the largest muslim country with 1 billion people.
hans ze beeman (65 posts)
1/7/2005 11:29AM PST
Question to Allah: why did the tsunami not hit the infidels in the US and Europe who are further away from Sharia than Indonesia's inhabitants? Why did Allah some time ago send an Earthquake to Bam, Iran and to Izmir, Turkey when there live Muslims? Is Allah not feeling well recently?
Albertadude (179 posts)
1/7/2005 11:34AM PST
As a Christian I am torn as to whether we really should be helping these peoples of Aceh?
pointed stick (103 posts)
1/7/2005 11:36AM PST
Am I the only one who is really conflicted over sending any money to muslimville? I think what happened is terrible but then isn't sending them money a bit counter-productive to our interests?!
To recap: South Asia deserved the tsunami because of its Muslim population. If one is Christian, one must help relieve the suffering of your fellow man if that fellow man is Muslim.
But why try to define LGF? Let the regulars speak for themselves (all comments from LGF regarding the tsunami disaster):
piglet (1338 posts)
12/26/2004 07:02PM PST
Am I the only one wondering how many muslim women drowned in these waters because they were wearing islamic dress and were weighed down by their clothes?
garnier (242 posts)
12/26/2004 07:08PM PST
why would allah kill a bunch of righteous Muslims, when he could have just as easily sent a tidal wave to kills the infidels living in the great satan?
mglazer (298 posts)
1/7/2005 11:20AM PST
I think it WAS punishment for having Sharia law!~
Indonesia is the largest muslim country with 1 billion people.
hans ze beeman (65 posts)
1/7/2005 11:29AM PST
Question to Allah: why did the tsunami not hit the infidels in the US and Europe who are further away from Sharia than Indonesia's inhabitants? Why did Allah some time ago send an Earthquake to Bam, Iran and to Izmir, Turkey when there live Muslims? Is Allah not feeling well recently?
Albertadude (179 posts)
1/7/2005 11:34AM PST
As a Christian I am torn as to whether we really should be helping these peoples of Aceh?
pointed stick (103 posts)
1/7/2005 11:36AM PST
Am I the only one who is really conflicted over sending any money to muslimville? I think what happened is terrible but then isn't sending them money a bit counter-productive to our interests?!
To recap: South Asia deserved the tsunami because of its Muslim population. If one is Christian, one must help relieve the suffering of your fellow man if that fellow man is Muslim.
little green footballs by Lizard_Hunter January 11, 2005
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little green footballs
Political and whimsical, influential and controversial blog entirely designed and run by Charles Johnson. Famously flipped from center-right to center-left in the aftermath of the 2008 US elections, alienating many of its traditional readers and allies either in an attempt to maintain a rational, centrist outlook or else to remain patriotic and loyal to whichever party holds office.
I made a few death threats and my account got deleted, but I just read a comment by someone who thinks women should be able to abort their rape pregnancies, an actual child-killer, and his account is still there! Little Green Footballs sure ain't what I thought it was, I'm going back to NASCAR and the KKK.
little green footballs by DeV100 January 17, 2011
little green footballs
little green footballs by no friend of lizards April 30, 2005
Footballer
verb, 'to football'.
Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.
noun, 'Footballer'
The completed act of footballing.
Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.
noun, 'Footballer'
The completed act of footballing.
I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.
I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
Footballer by ganton July 11, 2009
bellevue west footballers
The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!
Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!
bellevue west footballers by PrincessCockWhore1 September 6, 2019
Footballer
Basically the footballer is the kid in school who plays football non-stop, wears his full uniform everywhere he goes (cleats included), but is for the most part a nice kid, gets along with everybody and is actually very intelligent once you get to know him. And yes, if he does have to wear other clothing it will be some basketball shorts, a t-shirt and some $100+ Nike Shox that he bought five years ago when he was still only wearing a size 15.
"He's trackin' mud all over our haulways with those dirty football cleats! Are those even allowed here?"
"It's ok, he's cool. He's a footballer."
"It's ok, he's cool. He's a footballer."
Footballer by breaker1 March 1, 2012