Thanksgiving 

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

Thanksgiving by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010

Thanus

The giant ass of a baller. Generally refers to an ass with such great volume, it actually possesses its own gravitational pull. Can also be used in reference to the person who posseses said ass. Ex. Hey look at that Thanus! Has the biggest but on the team besides the fat kids!

Ali: Hot dang! check out that fine thanus! I love football players
Christine: He does not even need to tackle the other team man. All he has to do is sit, and there goes the team!
Ali: Break me off a piece of that!

Thanus by Baller08 January 10, 2009

Thanksgiving 

The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!

Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"

Thanksgiving by a-winters-tail November 27, 2010

thanks for the update 

stfu we don't care

"thanks for the update ashley"

thanks for the update by dan maloof April 7, 2016

Thanas

When you have the power of Thanos but your brown justin beiber

Damn that boi is Thanas

Thanas by Yoboilol June 15, 2018

Thankstaking 

The end of Thanksgiving -when you see people leaving your house with food they didn't bring.

Mike: Can't wait til 8pm, it'll officially be Thankstaking and I have my eyes set on that left over pumpkin pie.

Jon:What about your deviled eggs that nobody ate?

Mike: I'm not an indian giver, bro.

Thankstaking by dvze86 November 26, 2009

Thanosed

Thanosed means that you were wrecked or killed.

Person 1: what happened to mark, he’s crying.
Person2: Oh, he was thanosed in basketball

Thanosed by cloogagly222 October 13, 2019