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Thankstaking 

What punks who break into your house while you and your roommates are home for the holiday celebrate every fourth Thursday of each November. They break into your locked house, bust the locks on your doors, and steal your stuff while you enjoy turkey and spend time with your family, because you have one that actually cares about you and wants you to come home.
The roommates returned from their Thanksgiving break only to find out that some hooligans broke in and celebrated Thankstaking in their absence.
Thankstaking by Henry Rowengartner November 28, 2011
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thanks-taking 

Thanksgiving, renamed in remembrance of what we are truly celebrating... the genocide of indigenous people.
My friend Peter Jurich celebrates thanks-taking