The wrist snapper

Another way to say Mr. Nips

Man 1: The wrist snapper found my tray of ice
Man 2: okay and...
Man 3: he said it was my friends that did it

by iamantinwordpass April 23, 2019

Kiss my snapping ass

You use this phrase whenever you are upset with someone and you need something else to say.

“Kiss my snapping ass" amari said to janiya

by Vitiligo pussy July 5, 2023

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.

Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.

Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”

by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024

The back snapping of a fucking prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025