shitey cloot

A shitty cloth
A Scots indication that someone is over fond of whisky

He'd sup whisky through a shitey cloot, so he would.

by stevie platts January 30, 2004

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Shittynine

Also known as a Courtay, it is a sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.

I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to Shittynine with me.

by Scorched June 6, 2009

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shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

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Shitter showdown

When two riders are stuck in the stalls because neither wants to be the first to exit.

Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!

Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.

by P3nderizor September 16, 2009

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shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

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