ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008

Scrotum Scruncher

A person who squeezes/crunch's and/or blends there nut sack or a sleeping person's Nutt Sack

That Mother Fucking Scrotum Scruncher Blended My Nutts Last Night, FUCK!

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.

Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy

by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010

scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.

The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.

by awdwagon December 28, 2011

Attention Scratch

A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.

Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."

by Kingoftheozone69 January 16, 2012

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012