scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

scruncher

A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.

Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.

by TekRant June 16, 2010

Scruncher

A person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. Done for pure entertainment purposes.

Adam is a Scruncher, he loves to scrunch loaves of bread when he goes shopping.

by J Adam Webber August 10, 2007

Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

by leelee06 June 2, 2018

Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019