scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

scruncher by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

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Scruncher

A person who wilfully destroys items in grocery stores or markets, by squeezing or crushing things. Done for pure entertainment purposes.

Adam is a Scruncher, he loves to scrunch loaves of bread when he goes shopping.

Scruncher by J Adam Webber August 10, 2007

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Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

Scruncher by leelee06 June 2, 2018

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scruncher

A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.

Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.

scruncher by TekRant June 16, 2010