Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).

Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.

by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

Macro

Ok the people here obviously don't know what a macro is. A macro is a funny picture with a caption in it. Usually used on forums. Macros can be made completely from scratch. Or could be just a still shot of something and someone just adds the caption in. Macro can be made from anything. Real life, Anime, Video games. Macros are just funny pictures with a caption (usually using internet speak such as "lol wut?") That are usually used on internet forums.

It's retarded that no one on urban dictionary knows what a macro is.

by Idkw/e January 5, 2009

anti-microsoft

The attitude of Linux users who believe that Microsoft is the work of the devil and that Bill Gates is the anti-Christ who lives in a dark castle above the thunderclouds guarded by evil winged monkeys.

Microsoft is a closed society of evil-doers who don't believe in sharing. They want to crush any attempts to download free music or DVD's and make everyone pay for their crappy operating systems that are riddled with errors and security flaws. Their eventual goal is to close down libraries because that is a form of piracy in their closed mind-set. As opposed to open-source.

"Vista girked on me, so I switched to Ubuntu and now I'm as anti-microsoft as the next Linux geek."

by piankeshaw May 29, 2008

microskirt

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

micropups

A standard greeting among close friends. Can be used as a salutation, a farewell, or a non-sequitor. Often employed as a one-word indication of strong emotion or enthusiasm; as an affirmation.

A: hey, what's up?
B: micropups!
A: micropups!

by the_monk August 8, 2006

Micro$oft

The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So how many consumers will Micro$oft screw today?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007