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Maci Martin

Maci is a kick boxer who will fight anyone who runs up on her. She is proud to show off her butt to any guy
Maci Martin just beat Kim up because she didn't like her clothes
by Bill 1203 April 17, 2017
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Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021
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Martin

also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
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martin loewen

martin loewen is childish for calling anndee lou childish
by jfksizksme September 17, 2017
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Martin Musgrave

Sexy shaggy beautiful young tall jit
You are shaggy. You must be a martin musgrave
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022
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Martin

A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin

A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.

To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..

Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that
by ihatemodels December 10, 2024
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al-martin

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019
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