Green Meat

Slag term for the collection of smegma (dick cheese) under a poorly cleaned helmet.

I gave Stephen Caskie head last night and came back up with a mouth full of green meat!!!!

by greenmeeter_cottage October 11, 2010

meat grinder

1. Front battle lines of a conventional war.
2. A neighborhood with a high homicide rate.

Private Snuffy is heading back to the meat grinder with his unit.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

Cloaked Meat

Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.

Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

Pitt Meadows

A suburb of Vancouver across the Pitt River that consists of Condo's, Farms, an Airport, a 7/11. Hordes of old people and young stoners clash nightly on Harris Road and its backroads, resulting in pages upon pages of written citations and warnings by the RCMP. Nothing special goes on here besides Roosters, everyone tends to leave during weekends if they get a desire to do something fun.

"Hey want to go to Pitt Meadows tonite to party?"

"What the fuck is a Pitt Meadows?"

by Mark MacLeod May 13, 2009

Meat Saber

A powerful weapon that Jedi Knights wield during sexual intercourse. It much resembles a normal penis, because it starts its life as one. However, attaining Master status in the Jedi Arts enables the use of this tool.

Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat

When I whipped out my Meat Saber, she came twice without actually making contact with it.

Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.

by Jedi Knight January 29, 2004

Meat Pistol

Penis, Sperm Shooter, Dipstick, DiCK

Tell that girl to get off my MEAT PISTOL.

by Fish February 15, 2004

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006