Slag term for the collection of smegma (dick cheese) under a poorly cleaned helmet.
I gave Stephen Caskie head last night and came back up with a mouth full of green meat!!!!
by greenmeeter_cottage October 09, 2010
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A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.
Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."
by Lord Humungus November 09, 2006
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