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holy s*** 

Holy shit is used as an exclamation to emphasize (1) utter bewilderment, (2) excitement, or (3) disgust. When used as an independent statement it is used to describe a situation metaphorically as (4) a perfect (holy) shit storm, meaning that a person would have difficulty imagining a way to design a worse circumstance than what has just occurred.
Example 1: "Holy s***! How did that person manage to propel their car onto the roof of that house?"

Example 2: "Holy s***! I can't believe my friends is traveling across the country to visit me!"

Example 3: "Holy S***! This is the worst possible time for my car to break down!"

Example 4: Imagine your car breaking down on a rainy morning before work causing you to use up your last warning leading to the loss of your job. This is the same day that you expected to propose or be proposed to by a person that you are deeply in love with only to find out that they want out of the relationship. They were your ride to your location since your car broke down and now you need space and don't want a ride from them anymore but there is no public transportation available from where you are. So now you are sitting on the curb outside recalling the horrible day outside the establishment where your heart and dreams were crushed. A random jerk drives by splashing you with the cold water left in the gutter from the rain earlier that day. *internal snap* "Holy s***!"
holy s*** by oh BOHICA May 4, 2016
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Holy woah 

Something you say when you see a fucking hot girl
holy woah dude that girl is so fucking hot
Holy woah by Stovetoppppgirl July 10, 2016

Holy Roman Orgy 

This is also known as a finger bang/blowjob party that took place in a Dublin City Centre apartment in 2016
Pat Dunne hosted a holy roman orgy in his gaff, utter debauchery.
Holy Roman Orgy by jazzler12345 September 12, 2016

Holy Crap 

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"
Holy Crap by Bossalicious April 20, 2017
When Dean Winchester fucks Castiel, because Castiel is an angel and Dean is his dominant.
Sam Winchester: "So I guess you and Cass got some action last night, huh?"
Dean Winchester: "I holy fucked him."

holy offenhouser 

A phrase overly used in Excitement, arrousal, or both.
When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
“Holy offenhouser”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
holy offenhouser by Rascalrascal December 12, 2017

Holy Fuck Buddy!!!

That word the one sponsored kid says at the skate park when u land a trick that actually looked cool.
Tony: does a varial kickflip
Charles:"Holy Fuck Buddy!!!"
Holy Fuck Buddy!!! by MrSuperSoaker November 13, 2019