happen

the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)"

meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"

If something were to happen to my husband, how would we make ends meet?

by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013

Happiness

The feeling you get when you peel glue off your hands.

Jessie felt happiness as she peeled glue off her hands!

by Kehaan June 9, 2017

Didn't Happen

What to tell your gay crush when you're in denial, and don't want to admit you had a bonding moment.

"Nope! Don't remember, didn't happen." - Lance McClain.

by Versaucy April 18, 2019

Happy slapping

A chav's attempt at art.

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"

by Spuff August 25, 2005

happyhaps

Happening, going on.

What's the happyhaps?

by MoonKnight February 2, 2003

beat happening

The Beat Happening is an Indie band that formed in the 80's. Their label is K Records. They're a band that many people turned to in a time of MTV's unfortunate popularity. Beat Happening were leaders in the Indie wave that many of us are all fond of nowadays. The band is from Olympia, WA. Characterized by Calvin Johnson's deep voice, rhythmic, yet not overdone guitar play, and beat producing drum playing, Beat Happening provides some good music for those of you that are just sick of listening to the force-fed shit that you get from MTV.

Good Beat Happening songs include: Cry for a Shadow, Indian Summer, Hot Chocolate Boy, You Turn Me On, Foggy Eyes....

by Fuck You Music Television June 22, 2008

happiness

not needing escapism of any form

I'm happy as I am, I don't need grog, dope, pokies, TV, material goods, God or continuous orgasms thank you.

by Pugsworth June 24, 2004