Eat-cracker 

a white, Southern foodie

Paula Deen sure is one butter-slangin' eat-cracker.

Eat-cracker by h-circumstance March 24, 2012

Eat your cum 

A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.

Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?

wankertoast: eat your cum.

Eat your cum by JrGruntly October 21, 2008

eat my pillow out 

simply means to sleep

girl;; so yer gone call me tonight right?

boy;;baby im so tired im just about to go home and eat my pillow out

girl;;all you ever do is sleep anymore!

eat my pillow out by <3 breanna nicole June 22, 2010

eat cereal 

to smoke pot
usually used when saying "smoke pot" is unwise.

During class:
Dude #1: Wanna go eat cereal?
Dude #2: Hell yes.

eat cereal by ThatHannahGirl September 14, 2008

eat up

When something looks bad. Ruff stuff.

There goes some ruff stuff. That girl's hair is eat up!

eat up by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Eat My Shorts 

A sexual term for muff diving

Hunny I want you to eat my shorts

Eat My Shorts by laurs May 13, 2005

eat crayons 

Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.

Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."

eat crayons by Ocean Designer September 29, 2006