A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.
Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?

wankertoast: eat your cum.
by JrGruntly September 6, 2008
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Riane: "Beau it's national eat your cum day"
Beau: "Oh shit you're right brb" /j
by RianeCraft June 13, 2021
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