eat cereal

to put a funnel in someones ass with milk and frootloops and eat the cearal out of the ass till its all gone ( works better with big funnel )

Scott Alexander Stovell eat cereal on tim kerr and tim mulan all day and night

by hgfdh October 22, 2006

eat cereal

to smoke pot
usually used when saying "smoke pot" is unwise.

During class:
Dude #1: Wanna go eat cereal?
Dude #2: Hell yes.

by ThatHannahGirl August 20, 2006

Eat your cereal

The only three words that cure diseases like not being m subscribed to TheTalentlessWriter

Eat your cereal
Yes

by Eat Your Cereal NOW January 28, 2021

white people eat chex cereal

Only white people eat chex cereal.

Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal

by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 24, 2023