dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

dildo

a fake penis

maddi uses dildo

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Dildoeans

A tribe of soldiers that attack with "dildos" and use helmets made of rubber.

Odysseus attacked with his fellow dildoeans, in search of the sword of Dildus

by FlipperMan November 18, 2016

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Dildocular

1) a very attractive person—so attractive, in fact, that you would gladly shove said person up your ass if given the opportunity.

2) an adjective to describe

1) Person 1: Hey, did you see insert insanely attractive person yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!

2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!

by Seahorse Trash March 8, 2017

Dildo

A plastic penis

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor

by yep9 November 26, 2016

dildo

A fake dick use for female masturbation

my girlfriend used a dildo

by wienner November 28, 2016