detroit dirty dick

Having sex with 2 different girls within 24 hours without taking a shower

Yesterday, I pulled off the Detroit dirty dick with Sarah and Emily

by SHIZNIZZLE December 8, 2014

The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

Pure Dirt

When you get the upper hand on someone or something. Can also be information that is so juicy that you cannot wait to tell your homies.

What you use when a person threatens you with some form of punishment.

The threat of embarassing someone because of pure dirt can be enough to conduct blackmail effectively, provided the threat is believable.

"Jessica stands no chance. We have pure dirt on her. "

"Bro, are you home? I need to come over. I just found out some pure dirt."

by xcreedooooo April 23, 2020

Able Directions Y E E

A better way to say "anyways"

-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.

by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan January 6, 2021

The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021

Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .

Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020

Dirty zoe

When a female inserts a high powered torch into her vag emitting a red glow from her pelivis and proceeds to strut around the room like a perverted teletubbie.

I definitely shouldn’t have drank all that vodka last night, i did a dirty zoe on the dance floor.

by , but im the hero you need. February 12, 2019