New Zealand

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.

"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)

by Jabborwak September 29, 2017

New Zealand

A nice place that I want to live in

AHHH I wish I was born in New Zealand

by imgay13469 July 25, 2021

New Zealand

The free trial version of Australia, with the only threat being drunk bogans, the occasional flood and earthquakes. Pretty good views, I suppose. It's the same as Canada is to America: The politer, more boring version.

Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about New Zealand? I've always wanted to visit!
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?

by logant547 July 20, 2023

Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.

Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!

by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021

News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.

Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding

by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018

New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

by Rigatoni Tony September 09, 2020

Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.

"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."

by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021