News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010

New IRA

A terrorist/freedom fighting/ guerrilla organisation in Northern Ireland that seek Irish reunification

The New IRA are a remix of the old IRAs (Official and Provisional) but without popular support like last time

by Сейдж July 31, 2023

A New Look

Completely changing your image to appeal to others. Usually when you want to be fucked. Inspired by the lyric of 'A New Look' by Danho ft. Via D'Agem, "Yeah, it's a new look, a new look. Put it in dry, put it in good."

Via: Wow! You look so different! I can't believe that it is actually you!
Ariane: Well, you know, it's a new look. ;)

by Gigi McDonald September 7, 2017

New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

News Whore

A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.

X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"

Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"

X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."

Y: "Stupid News Whore..."

by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011

oracyl new

This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.

Respect the oracyl new. Destiny happens.

by Oracyl New October 4, 2018

Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.

"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."

by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021