Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.

I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.

by bjmike November 29, 2012

powerpoint monkey

Noun: a newly hired employee that is expected to spend most or all of their time creating and modifying Microsoft PowerPoint Presentations for executives.

syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy

I didn’t know this new job would require me being a PowerPoint Monkey for one of the firm’s partners.

by jwargel May 25, 2006

Garage Monkey

A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.

Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?

Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!

Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!

Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!

by R to the Y to the A to the N April 25, 2010

African Street Monkey

Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.

Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.

by obviously not white July 28, 2013

son of a monkey

An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.

"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"

by Storm Crow June 10, 2005

monkey mind

Meditation term for a mind that refuses to be quiet and concentrated, so that your meditation is interfered with by your attention constantly finding new objects, like a monkey roaming through your brain.

If I concentrate very quietly I am sure I can think of an example, such as I wonder if Sandra wears panties in the summer?, no I mean an example of monkey mind, for which I need to concentrate like lemon juice concentrate god that's the best stuff for making lemonade to families with dependent children like monkeys infesting the mind and asking questions authority and authorizes questions come on there has to be an example of monkey mind your own business monkey business suit monkey suit

by old lang guy October 17, 2006

monkey love

Crazy animalistic sex requiring acrobatic poise... can also be termed monkey lovin'.

When the doctor asked how I sprained my back I replied, "from all the monkey lovin' last night... uNF!!!!!!!!!!!"

by BaNgaia April 19, 2005