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Hard bass 

A type of music that is most popular in Russia or Eastern Europe and people who are listing to hard bass are usually asassociated with Slavs wearing adidas, Slav squat, wearing ushanka, smoking cigarette, and drinking vodka.
When there the Russians defeated the Germans there was huge party in the center of Moscow and all the Slavs and Gopniks come in the their T-34 tanks boosting hard bass and drinking vodka.
Hard bass by Life of Boris February 28, 2018
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Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
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Hardzello 

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.
*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."

has the appetite 

Someone has an appetite or desire for something but not the stomach to deal with the stressors to achieve their desire.
Joe has the appetite to hold office, but not the stomach to take the personal attacks!
has the appetite by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

Hanji Zoe 

14th commander of the Survey Corps, scientist, soldier, sometimes a little bit crazy but still the best AOT character.
Hey Hanji Zoe, can you tell me more about your experiments ?
Hanji Zoe by valp April 27, 2021

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10