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Turkey Tit Sandwich 

1] A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.

2] A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1] Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......

2] Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
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National slap tit day 

Since girls think it’s funny to slap our ass and dicks on April 12 we will slap their tits!
yo it’s national slap tit day so i can slap a girls tit

bitch tit 

Fairly common in overweight males. As the guy gains more and more weight, he appears to develop cone-like bitch tits. Usually accompanied by wordmotherly nipples/word.
Holy shit, Paul Lell's bitch tits are out to here!
bitch tit by Bento March 6, 2003

Jesus Tit Fuck 

Getting Tit Fucked and cumming on her chin giving her the grey beard of an old Jesus.
Man her rack is so firm I'd want to give her a Jesus Tit Fuck

poop tit 

A common occurance in drunken sexual encounters, the smearing of fecal matter on a womans bust, usually inadvertant, while attempting to dunk your nuts in her mouth. Usually associated with poor balance and easily avoided with a tactful dunking stance.
Ben- dude i really pooped shit up last night
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude

Ben- its fine she was into it.
poop tit by dickmaster69 January 7, 2011

rock tit 

Rock tit is what happens to your nipples when they get cold, or in some cases, when one gets horny. Rock tit is characterized by a sudden hardening of the nipples, hence the name.
More "severe" cases of rock tit, where ones nipples are so hard they could shatter bones, is named "Diamond tit".
Joe: Dude, you should have put on a better shirt for today.
Hal: Why's that?
Joe: It's cold out and I can see your rock tit.
Hal: Aww shit!
Joe: Attractive.
rock tit by LordFishstcks July 17, 2007