The act of grasping one's own flaccid penis below the glans and stetching it upwards and laterally toward the right nipple. Usually performed as an insult.
Brad asked me to check out his brand-new belt buckle, but when I looked down, all I could see was a dead chicken. What a punk-ass.
by Johnny Stone March 31, 2006
Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').
by hammer---;, hytham April 15, 2007
Shortened version of "Fucking dead".
by Fnar June 21, 2004
Tumblr user dead-empress owns one of the basic blogs I've ever seen, but it always in my dashboard. With over 20k followers, dead-empress has become an overnight sensation, and her atheistic bullshit is ruining my life
"Who is the basic blog on my newsfeed?" "Oh, that's dead-empress, I don't know how it happened but I'm following her. Basic as fuq"
by ertj November 15, 2014
When you know your wife is wrong and you're right and you argue your point and win. But did you really win?
Friend: "Hey, you look tired today. What's up?"
Me: "Wife was wrong about something and we argued about it. I won."
Friend: "Why's that got you lookin' so rough?"
Me: "I was Dead Right and slept on the couch."
Me: "Wife was wrong about something and we argued about it. I won."
Friend: "Why's that got you lookin' so rough?"
Me: "I was Dead Right and slept on the couch."
by unclvito November 30, 2017
a person who is texting while walking and gets hit by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren't paying attention to their surroundings.
by wheelieguy September 14, 2010
by Spoderal May 24, 2019