sertafied mail

Da type of USPS shipping-service dat you utilize to send a mattress to someone.

Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.

sertafied mail by QuacksO March 3, 2026

Smartasstism

Smartasstism (n): The chronic condition of being an insufferably clever, sarcastic know-it-all; a self-diagnosed neurotype where excessive wit overrides basic social filters

"His smartasstism kicked in during the debate, and he couldn't resist turning every point into a roast."

Smartasstism by PistolPete74 March 9, 2026

Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.

I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.

Smartasstism by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026

skizzle skert 

another name for time to go quickly, time to bounce quickly, time to leave quickly

Hey ya'll, let's get to skizzle skertin!

Im'ma skizzle skert up on out of here.

We bought to be late, so we need to get to skizzle skertin!

skizzle skert by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009

trailer smart 

Possessing the creativity to solve any problem while using the minimum possible materials, cost, and regard for safety.

Bob didn't have a long enough ladder to get up on the roof of his house, so he lashed two ladders together with rope to make a long one. He's trailer smart.

trailer smart by gee_ February 12, 2012

steve smart 

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music

Steve smart is a Legend

steve smart by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013

Phone smart 

Referring to the younger generation that is only smart because they look things up on their smart phone.

Todd is phone smart because he know show to use Google.

Phone smart by BDoc2211 April 13, 2016