When a college football player: Talks shit, plays like shit, and then acts like a piece of shit after the game.
After his team choked in a game they should have won, Billy went all rusty duck and punched a couple of cheerleaders, then got up in the stands and spit on my grandma.
by Bow Down September 5, 2009
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by Nick Millar April 27, 2006
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Get the rusty spike mug.Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
by HoneyBadger89 May 4, 2015
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If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.
by McGuirk September 15, 2008
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