Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.

Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021

poncilious

A punctilious ponce.

The poncilious way James Comey still tries to take the moral high road, after all he did to us, makes me sick.

by fdb;dfb January 13, 2021

peneilo

Kawaii NEKO

Look at this Peneilo!!

by Peneilo January 16, 2021

Penciable

To write super neatly or precisely with pencil

“Oh Megan wrote penciable in her calendar”

by yup.youfoundme January 30, 2021

penil whiffer

smelling your own private area

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday

by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021

penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off

“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021