Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021

ShandiJocky

To be totally awkward.

“Hey, you’re being really awkward and weird. Ur such a shandijocky

by RoxeeKodone June 15, 2023

ClockinJockey

A ClockinJockey is a person that keeps time for various things. Usually seen wearing a whistle and an under armor t shirt. Baggy jeans usually. Baseball cap that reads “clockinjock”

Botrastimo is a wonderful clockinjockey, just last week he timed how fast I could eat an apple!

by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021

ScandiJock

A very scandalous person, or a daredevil. Someone who likes to push the rules and have a little fun!!

Jarred is such a scandijockey!!! He did a triple back flip off of the Golden Gate Bridge!!!

by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021

PoopinJockey

Somebody who works with constipated people. They massage the back to help the poop come out, hence the term poopinjockey.

My poopinjockey cleared my system out in about 5 minutes! He’s the best PJ around!

by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021

Botrastimo ClenchDajon

A very handsome young man.

Botrastimo ClenchDajon is a fine man.

by RoxeeKodone July 02, 2021