This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.
by Oracyl New October 4, 2018
Get the oracyl newmug. A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.
X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"
Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"
X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."
Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"
X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."
Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011
Get the News Whoremug. A 'News Article' but only smaller!
Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'
Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'
Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"
Larry: "The Particles, sir?"
Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
Larry: "The Particles, sir?"
Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012
Get the News Particlemug. Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021
Get the Boomer Newsmug. When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-newmug. The ascended version of earth. The ascension from 3d into 5d. A time of renewal and massive transformation. The golden age of enlightenment, where everyone works in harmony with the earth, and is in tune with their soul.
James - "It seems lately I feel more peace and self love than ever before.....even amoungst the appearance of chaos"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
James - "I'm so exited!!!"
Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
Edwin - "Youre right Rose, this is why we came. I will stand fearless"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
James - "I'm so exited!!!"
Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
Edwin - "Youre right Rose, this is why we came. I will stand fearless"
by earthseraph November 4, 2021
Get the new earthmug. Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.
John: How did you see my post, you frapist?
Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!
John: Oh sorry, my mistake.
Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!
John: Oh sorry, my mistake.
by Froridinator July 22, 2010
Get the News Eatermug.