monster

1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large

"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.

"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"

by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011

cookie monster

1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore

1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.

by rattler182 August 1, 2007

The Monster Goes Rawrr

Acronym: TMGR

An Australian band based in Brisbane. They give off a electro/rock feel. Having been formed mid-2009, TMGR have already supported both 3OH!3 and The Secret Handshake.

Each band member replies to as many tweets and comments as they can. They are loving and wonderful people, especially to their fans.

Maxwell Wiens - vocals
Adam Kremer - lead guitar/vocals
Brendan Dunstan - rhythm guitar/vocals
Alexandria Savva - keyboard/vocals
David Soole - electric drums
Benson Willemse - bass

I see your black dress lying on your mattress - If I Shake It Off Maybe You'll Take It Off, The Monster Goes Rawrr

by SS.DFY.TMGR December 28, 2009

mississippi swamp monster

A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.

I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!

by dismal swamp August 22, 2009

Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009

fuck monger

Almost as bad as a wordmother fucker/word but not quite.

God, that cop was a real fuck monger.

by snabald July 13, 2003