Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016
Get the Wang Merchantmug. by Nom Wang January 5, 2021
Get the nom wangmug. 
Get the WANGmug. 1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.
by The_JDH November 25, 2009
Get the wang pipemug. The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
by moon&gwangster September 9, 2020
Get the Wang-Baatar Theorymug. there isn't much information about Mike Wang 2
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang
he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang
he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.
he can shoot laser eyes too
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang
he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang
he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.
he can shoot laser eyes too
Mike Wang 1: *spams racial slurs*
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1
Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1
Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀
by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 14, 2025
Get the Mike Wang 2mug.