Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks

S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”

by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021

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This is why you get such shitty presents.

He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.

Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse

by Some sadist November 30, 2019

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A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.

A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.

by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021

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