Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 5, 2021

monke master

A monke master is someone who is a master at training monkes.

MAN YOUR A MONKE MASTER!!!!!

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis

Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis

by Monkey mischiefitis man September 10, 2022

moneera

moneera is one of the hottest 3raqi girl ever, she has many husbands but her favorite is 3bbas aaaaand 3bbas's father hussain he is very richhh and handsome he's also her husband, she's very pretty and loyal ;)), she's so funny and she likes to bite some خشم اماراطي because its always jiggly and juicy and goshhh yummyyy, and moneera is one of the sexist motherfucker everrr shes always the first and last wife of all men, she have a daughter called "beta" who has a husband called 3loosh he always abuse her and shes actually forced to marry him because he shits money. my 3bbasy hasnt came back yet because hes building our mansion teheee cant wait!!!

moneera? my wife?

by mooneerae February 6, 2023

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou April 10, 2023

Monkeous

When someone is acting very primitive, unintelligent or un-irrational.

"Dude, Finnegan is being such a monkeous creature right now, holy schmoly."

by BigC_ April 18, 2023