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Monkeyed off my goose
A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
Monkeyed off my goose by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013
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Monkees
The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.
Monkees by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004
Funee Monkee
God himself, the creator of all of existence, and an eternal forever living all powerful god like being that has all but unlimited power.
Luvable i luv funee monkee
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Luk at The monkee
Its a monkee
Luk at The monkee,, at the monkee
Nausea, luk at The monkee
Smile, luk at The monkee
Doondi, luk at The monnee monnee monkee monkee
Got the monnee
Monkee i got monkee
Snot, luk at The monkee
Funee monkee,, snot luk at The funee monkee
I said luk at The monkee, look at The fxcking monkee!!!
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Funee monkee
Funee funee funee monkee
Funee monkee gif
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Luk at The monkee
Its a monkee
Luk at The monkee,, at the monkee
Nausea, luk at The monkee
Smile, luk at The monkee
Doondi, luk at The monnee monnee monkee monkee
Got the monnee
Monkee i got monkee
Snot, luk at The monkee
Funee monkee,, snot luk at The funee monkee
I said luk at The monkee, look at The fxcking monkee!!!
Funee monkee,, funee monkee The,, funee monkee
Funee Monkee by Funee Monkee January 6, 2021
Monkees
Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.
Monkees
I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.
Monkees by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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