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The art of jacking off into another person's face - only after they proclaim "I'm done".
"I'm done"
"And so am I" *jizz in partner's face*
by Jobee October 17, 2008
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Am I low?

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The question one ask's themselves when he/she is high, and the answer is obviously "no".
-After smoking 4 personal blunts, Wiz was arrested in North Carolina and all he could ask himself was, "Am I low?"
by Ami Evah December 1, 2010
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A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan
by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018
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Who am I!? Who am I!?

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When you have nothing else to do but scream out Tik Tok songs until you die.
"Hey Jake, what you doin?" "Who am I!? Who am I!? What are you even saying!? Im the loser of the game you didnt know you were playing! Lets play another game! This time I get to win! Life on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not!? Lets begiiin!!" "So no head?"
by NillyChatterBox October 20, 2019
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something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh
why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
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di why am i doing this

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Meaning that you have no clue why you are doing such stupid shit
by Di why am I doing this February 19, 2017
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why am i alone

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Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life
Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!
by ThatOneWiseCunt March 3, 2018
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