why am i alone

Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life
Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!
by ThatOneWiseCunt March 03, 2018
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spanish cumshot

When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.
Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America
by ThatOneWiseCunt November 09, 2020
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