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shit bogger

This type of person avoids confrontation to the point where they do not come out of their home for two weeks at a time. They are scared because they have insulted you and know it.
"that Matt, he is such a shit bogger! He slagged me off at Nicky's party in front of everyone and now no one has seen him for two weeks"
by katotonic chicken May 10, 2016
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dooze bodger

A certified avoider of alcoholic beveragés when away on boozy weekends with the lads/gals

Public refusal to sink Pîntõs infront a a crowd who all have sub 4 second bolts (20 second VK is mandatory)

A person who forces themselves to like the taste of Guinness, despite the fact it tastes like an ashtray mixed with puddle water.

A welsh pigéon.
Gillibrand et al were all certified Dooze Bodgers after Dublin 2016
by chuckstrellson September 22, 2016
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Sperm Boiler

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up
"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"
by DefinitionGenius August 23, 2016
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bong booger

The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.
1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!
by Bauxb July 9, 2016
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Shower Booger

During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.

K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.

But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.

That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
by BL00DFaRT October 31, 2016
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road booger

Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/

Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.
Watch out for road boogers today, drivers!
by evanfeite January 27, 2017
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bad booger

A "Bad Bitch".. cute in any state wether dressed to impressed or sweatpants hair tied
"Too bad my hair isn't done & I'm not dressed" - Man it don't even matter you STILL a "bad booger" without it!
by 🙃🙃🙃 February 7, 2017
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