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Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.
Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.
Blue Waffle'd by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010

blue oyster 

In the NYC gay scene (no doubt elsewhere, as well) of the 1960-70s a "blue oyster" was the head of a very aroused penis, especially one that had been teased in various ways without orgasm for a long time. The glans takes on a cyanotic blue cast, probably do to the prolonged erection.
My girlfriend sure loves to eat blue oysters in cream-sauce.
blue oyster by disturbus August 1, 2008

blue hair 

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.
If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!
blue hair by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003

Blue Magic 

Heroin thats 100% pure and turns blue when u put some chemical to it. It could be smoked because it's pure enough as opposed to injected. Frank Lucas used it as the brand name for the heroin he was selling during the late 60's and early 70's. He made millions off of this because he was able to cut off the middle men and go directly to the source in vietnam to buy it. Jay-z also made a song called "Blue Magic" on his soundtrack "American Gangster" based off the movie.
"Blue Magic, that's a brand name, like pepsi. That's a brand name, I stand behind it, I guarantee it. They know that even if they don't know me any more than they know the chairman of General Mills"
Blue Magic by YO wutt it dew November 26, 2007

blue jay way 

A slang term for LSD, taken from the Beatles song.
I'm on my way to blue jay way.
blue jay way by CG19 June 5, 2007

blue dress

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?
blue dress by snappy's February 5, 2008