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whiptidded 

EXTREMELY whipped, as in not being able to do anything without permission from your girlfriend. In general, being whiptidded means acting like you have no balls in front of your friends because you don't won't to upset your woman.
"Did you see how Andy ran to the kitchen to make some dinner when Taylor mentioned that she was a little hungry?"

"Yeah man, that dude is whiptidded!"
whiptidded by royownsu November 10, 2007
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mr whipple 

A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.
The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?
mr whipple by knowman March 7, 2008
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p-whipped 

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.
p-whipped by Telephony August 16, 2011

toddler-whipped 

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
toddler-whipped by jesshtx September 9, 2006

Piggy Whipped 

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.
While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.
Piggy Whipped by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011
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whiptonite 

compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men
Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?

Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...

Another Example:

Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...

Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
whiptonite by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008

Whipstock 

An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
Dam I wish I were as smart as Whipstock
Whipstock by betterthandusty February 3, 2010