Designated Standee

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.

The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.

by Super Conductor December 7, 2010

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

period stalker

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.

Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.

by deavon982 November 4, 2013

mda stalker

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.

Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!

by kissmygrits December 15, 2013

Facebook Stalker

1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...

2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.

Definition 1

Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."

Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.

Definition 1:

Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.

by Urban Sophist April 5, 2015