the shank

The best movie ever made. "the shawshnk redemtion" or 'the shank' for short.

Andy dufraine gets raped in the shank...its a major plot point.

by Tom Petersen August 11, 2006

spankfuck

1. a person who is a complete and utter asshole
2. a discourteous person
3. to spank your partner with your hand while fucking them

1. Josh thinks he is better than everyone, what a spankfuck.
2. Josh blasts his music early in the morning, what a spankfuck.
3. Bill spankfucked Judy.

by Allen February 9, 2004

Shank

Shank (1)

A prison term that refers to a home made knife or dagger fashioned out of a regular object

Shank (2)

To shank- To stab or slash someone with a shank

Shanked (3)

A passed tense of shank (2). Could refer to either the speaker or the subject as the shanker

Dude, did you hear about the guy that got killed? He got shanked in prison with a tooth brush!

by Theo Henderson May 3, 2006

Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting

I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.

by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011

The Pakistani Spanker

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.

Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.

by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011

scanky

a nasty dirty lowlife female

That scanky looking bitch from the trailor park is gross.

by Kevin August 14, 2004

Sanky

a Sanky , is a group of very legit people originating from Constanta , Romania. They always doing legit stuff and they hate wannabes and they are making fun of them everytime , you can find them dressed very stylish , most of time having fun and partying also they are pretty hardcore.

guy 1: that group of people looks so legit and they are looking like having great fun
guy 2: ya ya , i'm sure they are that Sanky crew...
guy 3: so fucking rad.

by Blana13 December 24, 2013